You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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