Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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