Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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