Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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