just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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