found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
is it fun? or sober?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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