remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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