at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
