the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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