Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Randomize
