I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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