anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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