Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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