Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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