Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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