you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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