Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
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Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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