hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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