i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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