So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.