So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
