that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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