but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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