Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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