I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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