She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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