i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
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Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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