ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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