she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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