help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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