Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
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I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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