Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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