At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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