I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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