okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
We left the knife in your bed.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
