I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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