you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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