Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
she peed on how many people?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
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They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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