Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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