She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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