it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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