Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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