Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I love you. Go after that dick
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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