I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
My life is pants optional.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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