i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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