The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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