I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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