One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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