I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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