I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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