theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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