Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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