you would pick up someone in the library
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Is Oprah even human
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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