hotel room ftw
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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